Steven

In 1963, Steven shot and killed John F Kennedy with a giant gun. Some say this is how Steven earned his moniker: Steven "The Snake" SGriffin.

Steven will traigically eat shit and die after embezzeling money from an architecture project funded by the yakuza. They beat the ever-loving fuck out of his legs and poisoned him with booze and hard drugs and left him to die in an alleyway. This will happen after Stephen gets his license, in about 10 years (2029).

Steven is the captain of Fireteam Liberaltard, a team within the Flippermages.

Much like his hero, Zoey Proasheck of the Yogscast, Steven is left-handed, his favorite color is purple, and he is a lesbian– depending on the day of the week.



Steven just wants to grill for God's sake.

Steven is the CEO of Bastard Studios, and co-owner of Nick and Steven's Big Beer Barn.