Fireteam Liberaltard

Fireteam Liberaltard is a team composed of Steven, Jack, and Nick within the Flippermages (going by callsigns Casadastrophobia, Bjorys/**ørys, and Schlrop, respectively). In their first mission they went to Mercury in 3 simulated points in time by [REDACTED] to kill JFK, who was planning on cancelling Destiny 2, which would enable Nick to finally have fun. Fireteam Liberaltard shot JFK's head off with a fucking grenade launcher, causing him to eat shit and die.

[REDACTED] next sent the team back in time (to the Moon) to kill Jeffery Epstein who was held in Hillary Clinton's (the demon god Garok-Thur) sex dungeon. Jeffery Epstein was planning on buying Bungie and forcing them to make Kinect games (like was done to Rare). Upon confronting Epstein and Clinton, Hillary Clinton consumed Epstein and assumed her true form, Garok-Thur. The team shot her fucking dick off.