Hunter

The Current Mayor of Funnyland. The stinkiest flipperdaddy, the one that smells really bad.

Hunter was executed for his use of chemical warfare during the Nuremberg trials in 1946. His anal secretions were posthumously deemed a weapon of mass destruction by the First Geneva Convention, rev. 1949. However, it turned out that his execution was a farce, and he had somehow survived.

After WWII, Hunter went on to fight in the Korean war alongside Professor David Cesarani of the Royal Holloway College in London. It is unknown which side he fought for, or exactly how many war crimes he committed, though modern estimates place the number at approximately 51.64 million.

Hunter appeared on Shark Tank: McDonalds Edition, where he presented his signature horse-meat burger. Hunter Ran a large horse-"meat" business for 3 years, lending him some credibility during the pitch. Unknown to Hunter, the 3 Sharks, Nick, Steven, and Matthew C. were aware of his misdealings and health code violations. They heard out his pitch in an effort to stall him while the U.S. Marshals arrived to arrest him.

Hunter sought to overthrow King Al in the July Revolutions, but was summarily executed for sedition. Some say that his ghost lingered about Main Street, but at the direction of King Al, as well as Steven (the minister of Ghost Prevention), Nick, King Al's Royal Ghostbuster, was sent to dispatch the unholy spectre. Good riddance. At an unknown later date, Hunter was resurrected by a mysterious figure.

At an unknown point in time, Hunter became the owner of an insurance agency. He used this status to stalk people on Linkedin.

Hunter had two children in his brief life, Nick Jr., and Nicole. Both of whom are named after his best man, Nick.

Nick demolished Hunter in the Great Debate of 2020. Hunter had to take a 24 hour-long sabbatical to recover emotionally from his defeat, and the realization that every funny/positive part of his personality was really just stolen from Nick.

Hunter views Nick as an older brother, a person to go to for advice, a spiritual leader, etc.

Hunter does not know how to fish and is afraid of the ocean, this is likely due to his severe case of PABS.

Hunter is the fan favorite character. Hunter is delusional, believing that he is much older than he actually is.

Hunter is based, despite being a fan of the hit game Amogus.

Hunter is known as "creamy jalapeno" and "the creamy jalapeno gamer" among his friends.

Hunter was responsible for the assassination of Prince Phillip on April 9th, 2021. He committed the act in order to obtain 1 (one) dose of the Covid-19 vaccine.

It is rumored on the darknet that Hunter is secretly Italian.